- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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