What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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