What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

Penis.

Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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