why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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It smells like triangles in here.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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