- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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