Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Johan showering. . . AWK

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Why did he die? He was sick.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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