- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

Your mom.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Emily Brunelle is skinny

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

whats your name? bumder:)

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Alex Eggbert

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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