Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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