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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Why did he die? He was sick.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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