- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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