- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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