can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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You.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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anti jokes

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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