What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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