Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Ham sandwich

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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69

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Knock knock

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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