what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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dislike this...please.

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My pet rock died.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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