- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

A pedophile walks into a daycare

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

Ouch.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Take my wife- to the store.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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