- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child with cancer grows up.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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