- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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