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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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