A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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