- Anti Joke

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist