One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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