- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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