Weiner

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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The cow went moo

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Republicans

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I like pom

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motley crew

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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