Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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