whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

A baby seal walks into a club.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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