A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Ouch.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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1 + 1 = 3

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