Get in the Batmobile.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

So a black man hails a taxi...

What is brown and sticky? A stick

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

I'm banging your sister.

I tell an anti joke!.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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