- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

my mom raped yerr foot

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

womens rights

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Seth stock has a large penis

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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