Stephen Walking.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

What is the difference between a duck?

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

What did the fish say? Moo

My butt!!!!!!!!

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

drake

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

knock knock who's there police

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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