3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Women.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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