GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Hi

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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fack me!

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Anti Joke

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