I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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women's rights

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Shit!

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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women's rights.

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obama's promises

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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