- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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