- Anti Joke

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Hi my name is Jim

What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin