Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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dislike this...please.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Black History Month

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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