Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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