- Anti Joke

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

The cow went moo

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger