Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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