why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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How did th-A fridge.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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womens rights

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Penal Dysfunction

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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