- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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my mom raped yerr foot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

this is a joke

oh hiya come in

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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