- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

I tell an anti joke!.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

I'm banging your sister.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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