Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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KKK

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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It's long!

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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You

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this is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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