What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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