Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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How did the girl die? 25.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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