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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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