- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I had sex. Just kidding.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

...NO.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

rape that shit

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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