What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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Anagram.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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