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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Niki Minaj's ass

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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