- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Vagina ass.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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