What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

Chrissy is funny.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

Joey mayer's face

Cancer.

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

Good boy

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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