- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Knock knock. Come in.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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