Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Cows go moo.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Dick spice

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

Who is a knob? ross d

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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