Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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anti jokes

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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