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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

Weiner

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

motley crew

I like pom

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

The cow went moo

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Republicans

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

I lost my tractor.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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