Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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A black guy with his family.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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