- Anti Joke

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Joe Biden

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Wade's the father

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea