what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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...NO.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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What did the clock say? The time.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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