What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Roses are red, Violets are purple

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

Leave her alone...

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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