THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

wanna hear a joke? not really

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

How did the girl die? 25.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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