What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Leave her alone...

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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