- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

fart+fart=poop

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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