How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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What's 4+7 47

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Are you Drew?

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Anti Joke

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