So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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