- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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