What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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How did th-A fridge.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Knock knock. Come in.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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