- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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