One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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I like hats XD!

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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A snake walks into a bar

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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