- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

terry stockton is straight

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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