two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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68 :)

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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