Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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