How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Roses are red, Violets are purple

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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