Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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