A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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