A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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oh hiya come in

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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a man walks into horse bar

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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