A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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knock knock come in

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Worst joke ever

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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Vagina ass.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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Womens rights.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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