What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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