What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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involved parents.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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