- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

this is a joke

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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