this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why did the jew die Really...

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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