Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Yeah right loser!

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WNBA

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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man boobs

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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this is gay

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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